Advice Bernard

Fran popped in for some wine

Happy New Year and all that

You said something about a job..?

What would I have to do? A book shop? But I already work in a book shop!!!

Do you have anything in an aquarium?

It was all very, you know,

the only aspect of complete amazingness you lack is the ability to survive on the mushrooms in your hair like him. thank you for being born.

Who are you? What do you want?! You all think I’m some sort of freak don’t you?! Well you may be right. BUT I HAVE RIGHTS!